Overheard

"William, could you please try to be nice to Margaret this morning?"
"But Mama, I am almost nice all of the time!"


"THAT's why you are so fat! Now we'll have to explain EVERYTHING to the new baby. MAN"
- William, upon learning that Mama has a baby in her belly.


"Mama, are you almost done cleaning the glass off the floor?"
"Almost, William."
"Good! Then you can do the laundry like you were supposed to!"