12 July 2007

MAKE THEM GO TO SLEEP. NOW.

3 comments:

TemporaryLibrarian said...

Tell them you'll sing the world's longest lullaby. Sing, in a soft soothing voice:

99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer...

The singer may accompany this with a real life example of said beer, with a swig for each number...until it no longer matters what number you're on and someone somewhere is snoring.

Dr. Hausfrau said...

um....excellent suggestion, TL.!!

elizabeth said...

Wow ... now I know why I find that song so soothing!!